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blastortoise:

*white person shoots up movie theater* oh he probably maybe had a mental disorder and rough childhood, i feel bad for him we should have seen the signs and gotten him help….

*black person gets shot unarmed* oh he probably was walking around like a gangster thug, i want a full toxicology report and i’m def gonna ignore the eye witness accounts of the incident because they are all…you know…black…and probably biased and lying.



slytherinvevo:

Rose wasn’t expecting him to get the reference. And yet he did. “I didn’t know Shakespeare was on the curriculum for Muggle Studies.”

"It’s not," Scorpius admits. Rose smiles.

"Romeo and Juliet is a classic tragedy," she points out.

"Yeah… But we’re not, y’know?" He fits his hand in hers.

"A classic comedy, maybe," Rose laughs.

"Definitely. Especially with your family around."

In which Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy admit to not entirely disliking each other, despite what their surnames might entail. They’re maybe kind of totally the star-crossed lovers of their generation.



artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.



You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you realise you’d rather read gay fanfic than spend time with your friends/family/significant other/etc.



# yes

bepeu:

i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated





inspired by (x)



pukingpastilles:

(ugh I think there’s a size limit on tumblr so I had to divide this into 5 pieces >:| )

birthday present for draconispotter, who has effectively ruined my life by introducing me to Drarry









the very serious cast of a very serious show



intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word



misssteph:

This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.